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Ghislaine Maxwell & the Island of Misfit Perverts

Let's do a super shallow dive on Ghislaine Maxwell, notorious partner of Jeffrey Epstein, who famously had a super secret island where he'd "hire" underaged "massage therapists" for himself and his famous friends. We will also discuss why aluminum foil won't hide your cell phone, Karen.
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Ghislaine Maxwell: Nubile Hunter

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Ghislaine Maxwell has claimed innocence in the shady dealings of Jeffrey Epstein’s pedophile ring/blackmail enterprise, but how innocent can you be when you have actively “hunted for nubiles” in the park? Also, can we talk about how fucking creepy it is that Prince Andrew used a damn puppet that looked like himself to molest young girls?

She was arrested on July 2nd at her incredibly luxurious home in New Hampshire where she had been in hiding since Epstein’s trial. When F.B.I. agents went to arrest her, she tried to flee. Through a window, the agents saw her ignore their order and flee to another room in the house, quickly shutting the door behind her.

Maxwell was transferred to a federal detention facility in Brooklyn on July 6. A virtual court appearance took place on Tuesday, July 14.

Per Politico, ahead of the hearing, prosecutors said Maxwell “poses an extreme risk of flight,” due to her enormous personal wealth, three passports, and extensive international contacts, and has “absolutely no reason to stay in the United States and face the possibility of a lengthy prison sentence.”

She pleaded not guilty. OKAYYYYYYYY She was denied bail. GOOD.

Trial is set for July 12, 2021 – so bitch is stuck in jail until then! SoLiTaRy BaByYyYyYy (which she keeps complaining about)

Ghislaine Maxwell holding a photograph of her late father, Robert Maxwell
Ghislaine Maxwell holding a photograph of her late father, Robert Maxwell

So, Who TF is Ghislaine Maxwell?

Born on Christmas, 1961 to Robert and Elisabeth Maxwell – was the youngest of 9 siblings. Her dad was a media mogul in the UK – Rupert Murdoch’s rival. In 1991 he died on a boat that he named after Gislaine – Lady Ghislaine – was said to be a suicide, but ended up he had a heart attack and subsequently drowned. At the time, he had screwed up finances for his tabloid, so people thought he killed himself to get out of it. There is also some rumors that he may have been affiliated with Israeli intelligence. He was a Holocaust survivor.

After her father died, she moved to NYC and worked in realty but also had a 100,000/year trust fund set up for her so0o0o0o0o0o. This is when she and Epstein met – it was her who introduced him to many of his high calibur “friends” like Prince Andrew.

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During this time she had been described as “friendly, chatty, and part of a fashionable clique”

Epstein & Maxwell: Definitive Friend-zoning

No one really knows if she and Epstein actually dated or not – he called her his “best friend” in an interview once. He claimed that she was not on his pay roll, but she seemed to organize much of his life and was super involved – she learned to fly helicopters so she could fly to his pervert island.

According to the warrant for Maxwell’s arrest, from 1994 to 1997, Epstein and Maxwell were in an “intimate relationship” and during those years he paid her to manage his “various properties.” SO, who knows for sure – whatever their relationship was, they were super close and connected for decades.

Dozens of women who were involved with Epstein in the 1990s and early 2000s have come forward saying that it was Maxwell who started chatting them up, offering them good-paying jobs; possibly paying for their schooling – she was just perfect for this – so FRIENDLY AND CHATTY AND FASHIONABLE – the girls trusted her. According to the indictment, Maxwell would spend time with the girls by taking them shopping or to the movies. Then after the girls felt safe she would bring them to one of Epstein’s mansions and show them how Epstein liked to be massaged – and IDK if you know the whole story/how it went, but this is where the rapey stuff all starts.

A source close to Maxwell says she spoke glibly and confidently about getting girls to sexually service Epstein, saying this was simply what he wanted, and describing the way she’d drive around to spas and trailer parks in Florida to recruit them. She would claim she had a phone job for them, “and you’ll make lots of money, meet everyone, and I’ll change your life.” The source continues, “Ghislaine was in love with Jeffrey the way she was in love with her father. She always thought if she just did one more thing for him, to please him, he would marry her.”Maxwell had one other thing to tell this woman: “When I asked what she thought of the underage girls, she looked at me and said, ‘they’re nothing, these girls. They are trash.’” - Vanity Fair, 2019
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In 2015 Virginia Roberts Giuffre, one of their sex slave girls, filed a defamation lawsuit against Maxwell – which has since been settled.

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Giuffre is arguably the best-known of Epstein’s alleged victims because she has claimed that Epstein forced her as part of her servitude to perform sex acts with a number of prominent men, including Prince Andrew, Duke of York, in 2001. She has also made claims of being sexually abused by lawyer Alan Dershowitz.

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I've met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach and I guess they lived in Palm Beach. But I wish her well, whatever it is. I don't know the situation with Prince Andrew.

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SIDE NOTE: She has stated on the record that Trump, although a friend of Epstein’s, never had sex with her or the other girls! surprising. Trump in response to Ghislaine Maxwell being arrested: “I haven’t really been following [the case] that much. I just wish her well, frankly,” the President said. “I’ve met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach, and I guess they lived in Palm Beach. But I wish her well, whatever it is. I don’t know the situation with Prince Andrew.” LMAO

Some of the depositions from this case were just unsealed at the beginning of the month (Aug 7?) to be used in the trial against Ghislaine. In these files she denied knowing basically everything – said she didn’t know about sex toys he used (she did), she said she didn’t know anything about his sex life other than when they had sex and a few consensual threesomes and she denies all allegations of being involved in any massage scenarios. 

The files also had some other interesting and disturbing info in them, like hospital records from Giuffre in 2001 having irregular vaginal bleeding and also one woman was also trafficked quoted Epstein as saying “in his opinion, he needed to have three orgasms a day. It was biological. Like eating.” GROSS. just jerk off dude.

Tucked Away in New Hampshire

For a whole year, authorities searched for Ghislaine. During this time, her father’s old rival Rupert Murdoch’s put a £10,000 bounty on Maxwell’s head in his UK tabloid, The Sun, encouraging anyone with information to come forward. “To be eligible to claim the reward,” the guidelines stipulated, “you must provide information exclusively to the Sun which directly results in the Sun successfully making contact with Ghislaine Maxwell in person.” Nothing happened with that, but eventually she was found in New Hampshire on July 2nd.

When F.B.I. agents went to arrest her, she tried to flee. Through a window, the agents saw her ignore their order and flee to another room in the house, quickly shutting the door behind her.

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The home she was found in was bought for $1 million in December last year by an anonymous limited liability corporation. It was a 56-acre estate in a super small rural town in New Hampshire. Evidently Epstein had given Maxwell a ton of $ in the years before he was arrested and died and those funds helped her to evade the feds for so long. Prosecutors claimed that from 2007 to 2011, the disgraced financier sent more than $20 million to some of her 15 bank accounts. —— that being said, she is a total flight risk so she cannot receive bail and needs to be held until her trial.

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Jeffrey Epstein's Accusers

Maxwell was transferred to a federal detention facility in Brooklyn on July 6. A virtual court appearance took place on Tuesday, July 14.

Maxwell is charged with enticement of a minor to travel to engage in illegal sex acts, conspiracy to transport minors with intent to engage in criminal sexual acts, transportation of a minor with intent to engage in criminal sexual acts, and two counts of perjury (about her lying under oath back in 2016) She has plead not guilty and will be held in Brooklyn until her trial on July 21, 2021

Maxwell’s legal team sent a letter to a US district judge objecting to her being placed in “uniquely onerous” conditions, under 24-hour watch in a private cell (rather than being able to mix with others) and numerous body scans. She also has not being given time at a computer to go over documents related to her defense. Her lawyer has said she ought to be treated like any other pre-trial detainee and that her treatment is a reaction to Epstein’s death while in prison (which many believe was not actually by suicide. LOL OK.

“As a result of what occurred with Mr. Epstein, Ms. Maxwell is being treated worse than other similarly situated pretrial detainees, which significantly impacts her ability to prepare a defense and be ready for trial on the schedule set by the Court,” the letter reads.

I’m pretty sure no one cares.

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Boo, bitch...BYE!


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